ShaneQuentin
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« on: May 04, 2010, 08:59:38 PM » |
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I think a lot of Bikerowave specific slang has developed over the last couple of years. Heres some Iv'e noticed:
-John Browing it: Tightening a bolt, nut, or screw so hard that no mere mortal could ever loosen it.
-Peterpedia or Enzopedia, or Mattsonopedia: a person who you can tell a bikes serial number, and they can rattle off the make, model, color, frame size, year of manufacture, and gear ratios to you.
-Anarchy Thursdaying the food kitty: Throat F*&#ing the food kitty.
-Throat F*&#ing the food kitty: A term Lucas coined.
-$1000 beater: The frame you bought to build up for cheap.
-French Hammer: I don't know but Don keeps talking about this legendary, mythical tool.
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« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2010, 09:51:56 PM » |
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I believe the term is "French Screwdriver", which is is slang for the Park BFH (aka the Big Hammer).  |
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Steve Mattson
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« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2010, 02:23:11 PM » |
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I'd suggest referring to the sledghammer as a "Mihai."
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Raina Schwarze
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« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2010, 09:19:50 PM » |
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THURSDAYS!!!!!!!!!1ONE
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Ask not what Bikerowave can do for you, ask what YOU can do for Bikerowave!
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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2010, 02:04:33 PM » |
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Thursday Night Anarchy prefers the term "Heavy Petting" to "Throat Fcuking", but I suppose it depends on whether you're giving or receiving.
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ShaneQuentin
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« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2010, 03:47:36 PM » |
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So you "heavy pet" the food kitty? I'm not really sure if that's better.
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dpstrauss
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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2010, 08:50:12 AM » |
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So you "heavy pet" the food kitty? I'm not really sure if that's better.
dude, you're living in the past. for the longest time now, there has been nothing left over for the anarchists by the time monday, tuesday, and wednesday (i have no idea what political tendencies those three hew to) have swabbed the kitty's throat. whatever you want to call it, we are both hungry and out of pocket on thursday nights. |
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2010, 01:47:22 PM » |
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Well you can rest assured it's not wednesday. We just make eye contact with the food kitty from across the room, smile, look away, and then never actually get up the nerve to make a move.
Still, I almost always get a few bucks in tips. Maybe we could add a "food kitty" to the shift report where we keep track of tips in and money spent. That we'd know who has been throatsuper duper fucking, who merely engages in heavy petting, and who just hipster flirts and maybe posts a missed connections ad about it later on Craigslist
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dpstrauss
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« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2010, 06:58:38 AM » |
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Well you can rest assured it's not wednesday. We just make eye contact with the food kitty from across the room, smile, look away, and then never actually get up the nerve to make a move.
Still, I almost always get a few bucks in tips. Maybe we could add a "food kitty" to the shift report where we keep track of tips in and money spent. That we'd know who has been throatsuper duper fucking, who merely engages in heavy petting, and who just hipster flirts and maybe posts a missed connections ad about it later on Craigslist
excellent idea!! i say we make it mandatory. we may need more kitties in order to satisfy diversity requirements: tom kitty, kitty on kitty, trans kitty, etc. maybe a different kitty face on the different sides of the jar. |
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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2010, 06:18:37 PM » |
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Wow, the slang forum has turned in to a food kitty discussion. I remember a time when $40 would accumulate in the food kitty before anyone would even think of touching it. Oh well, we all have separate envelopes now. All will have to throat fuck within their own envelopes now!
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2010, 12:32:54 AM » |
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Ha! Just found the smite button. Just smited everyone here, take that biotches!
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2010, 01:08:06 AM » |
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can someone please post a pic of the smite button? whoever does gets applauded.
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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2010, 08:39:13 AM » |
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[applaud] [smite]
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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2010, 02:59:18 PM » |
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SMITE!
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« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2010, 04:51:13 PM » |
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Gus=smited. Reason: stupid question
AT=smited. Reason: excessive smiting
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