I meant to post these here in the Fall when I was last looking at them, but completely forgot about it.
Courtesy of CHUNK666 [
http://www.dclxvi.org/chunk/ ]:
Chunk Technical Documentation.Those who wish to construct a mutant bicycle of their own are urged to learn from our mistakes. Much damage has been sustained in the course of these experiments.
Distributed for informational purposes only. Many effects of the wide-band chunkulation field are unknown and potentially harmful. Even if a vehicle of the type outlined in these pages does not break (and they all do, eventually), it will still produce extreme adverse effects in its rider, including but not limited to "chopper crotch", the bends, scrapie, and
devolution. You have been warned.
The specifics of creation are here outlined for
Chunk forks,
tall bicycles, and
trikes. There is also a more general article on
bicycle handling, especially trail. Practical advice on
crowd control measures,
naming a steed,
gear, and
relationships are also given. Clearance has just been given for a tour of our
secret laboratory, where some of our
works in progress can be found.
